What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 05:53

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

Kuo: Apple working on 7 head-mounted products, roadmap starts in 2025 - 9to5Mac

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Then came..

Just Forget it!

Instagram for iPad is reportedly coming soon; here’s when to expect it - 9to5Mac

No, not a chance

No way

Freaks and Cheeks

Star-forming cloud Chamaeleon I looks like a cosmic masterpiece in new Dark Energy Camera image (video) - Space

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

No go.

Trump's huge bill includes immediate gift for layoff-ridden Bay Area tech - SFGATE

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

So they tried

How can I use AI to create custom music to accompany my vocal song or poetry?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

How long will it take for the USA to effectively remove it self from the global economy that many US politicians especially Donald Trump seems to dislike? Will this isolationist policy last after his presidency or will it be quickly dropped?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Did you know that we white women prefer Black boyfriends?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

Drug deaths plummet among young Americans as fentanyl carnage eases - NPR

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

What are the best sunscreens for oily acne prone skin?

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

"Which K-pop idols do you find breathtakingly beautiful?"