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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 05:53

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
Just Forget it!
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No, not a chance
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
No go.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
How can I use AI to create custom music to accompany my vocal song or poetry?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
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Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Everyone loved it.
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Thumbs down again.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones